*at lunch*
bro: want to see something cool
me: ummm….ok?
bro: *grabs a whole banana*
me: oh god. don’t do it.
bro: *lets out a snicker, slowly starts deep throating the banana*
me: *laughs for a second but then gets freaked out* bro…..STOP!! we are in PUBLIC. those girls over there are watching us….. YOU GOTTA STOP DOIN THAT ALEX
Lol